You... hate salads?
- A. Someone at the work party kept talking about how much someone hated cobbs and was a Cobb Nazi. So I was like "that's weird to have that strong of an opinion against cobb salads"
- A. Turns out, in Rhode Island, "cobb" actually translates to "carb"
- B. Cahb
- B. Cah-b
- B. Ca(silent r)b
